The Grammy’s this year were a joke.
Other than the good performances of Lady Gaga, Miranda Lambert, Usher-Justin Bieber-Jaden Smith, Rihanna-Eminem, and Bruno Mars and some of the winners: they sucked.
We all know that I love the Biebs, but how is he gonna lose to “some bitch we gotta go google” -Katt Williams.
And I totally agree with that. How the hell is gonna lose to an asparagus. I really was annoyed with that. It would have been alright if Drake, Florence + The Machine or Mumford won, but Esperanza Spalding?
Whothafrickisthat?
But that’s alright, a few nights later Bieber won International Artist at The Brits.
Okay, um, you know how Gaga come up in the Grammy’s in an egg?
And those people carrying her? They were wearing condoms.
But her performance was pretty darn good.
Miranda Lamberts performance of “That House Built Me” was really good also, she did well. And looked pretty, too!
I liked the way Usher and Justin started out their performance, my English teacher taught me that that is a pathos appeal, shoutout Mrs. Lancaster! And then how Jaden jumped into his rap, he is TOO good for an eleven year old.
Did anyone else notice how the camera kept jumping to Will and Jada when the performance was going on, and how Will was rapping along and dancing in his seat with Jada? Oh, and they were the first to jump up and give Biebs, Ush, and Jaden a standing ovation.
Rihanna and Eminem. Oh. My. Gosh. Eminem is exceptional, no matter how you look at it. Rihanna was trying to hard, but she did aighht. But Eminem, he gets so into it, I had chills when I was watching him. You can tell that it’s his passion and he loves it so much.
Bruno Mars = MJ in the making report!
Enough said.
Ashley out!
P.S. Music exec's and critics are also commenting on the "winners" that should have been losers.
Monday, February 21, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
Golden Globes
The Golden Globes are this Sunday, and I'm so exciiiiiiiiiited!!
I'm so ready. And by that I mean that I've got the E! Red Carpet app on my phone.
Can someone say prepared?
Anyway, I will be typing out my blog as I watch, because there's no school Monday.
Yayyyyy.
Ashley out!
I'm so ready. And by that I mean that I've got the E! Red Carpet app on my phone.
Can someone say prepared?
Anyway, I will be typing out my blog as I watch, because there's no school Monday.
Yayyyyy.
Ashley out!
People's Choice Awards 2011
On January 5, 2011 at approximately eight p.m. central time, I grabbed my blanket, bounded notebook, favorite pen, glass of water, and cat to sit down and take in the People’s Choice Awards.
Let us begin.
1. I don’t get what was with Queen Latifah singing at the beginning.. I really didn’t like it; which is weird because I love her. So that definatly could have been cut from the show.
2. What was with QL and Jen Aniston rocking the menswear? Okay, I’m not being rude, but if you’re more on the thick side keep the jacket over corset top with Jordan for someone else. And if you’re JenAn, we know you’re tiny! It is okay to wear pants that actually fit you.
3.Adam Sandler won Fav Comedic Star, and along with it Favorite Comedy for Grown Ups. Duh!
4.Everyone watching got a preview of “The Dilemma” which looks interesting I have to admit.
5. O.M.G. What do I hate about award shows? Not much, only ONE thing.
When the presenters are actors, yet they can’t read off a teleprompter without sounding like they’re reading off a teleprompter. Come on! I’m talking about Mila Kunis at this particular point in time, but a lot of actors do it. It’s more acceptable if singers do it, because they well, sing, not play characters.
6. Anway Mila presented Fav Talk Show Host and I was bettin’ that Ellen would win, but Conan ended up with the win. Eh, he’s whatev.
7. Elton John presented Fav Country Artist: Taylor Swift. (What what!!) When they started the nomination reel, I was like, “Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift.” And my mother was all, “She’s not going to win.” Then Elton John was all, “Taylor Swift.”
AHHHHHHH!!!
8. Next Selena Gomez and the Scene preformed “A Year Without Rain” and you know how there are those few artist that don’t need autotune? Well Selena isn’t one of them. The mic volume was down so low, I could barely make out her voice apart the music and back up singers! And I’m just gonna say that dress was not cute. I have no clue how she made some “Best Dressed” lists’ because that thing was not cute. But I have to admit that her new tan (you know, the one she got while condoling[Spelling I know!] with Justin Bieber on a yacht?), hair and make up was quite cute. Annnnnnnnd she and her band won Fav. Breakout Artist, and she was all, “Is this happening?!” :O Shocker.
9. Tech Difficulties skit. I wrote HILARIOUS next to this in my notes, and I can’t remember whether or not I was being sarcastic or not..
10. Kate Walsh and Jay Diggs presented Fav. TV Comedy Actor: Neil Patrick Harris; and Actress, which I thought Courtney Cox was going to win but the Gleekers win again with Jane Lynch. And wtf was she wearing?
11. Glee wins Fav TV Comedy.
12. OMG, so on commercial breaks they cut to backstage where all the madness is happening and they showed Taylor hug Selena. Doesn’t she know I’m upset with her?
13.Favorite Viral Video: Whitaker Family video “Single Lady” Devestation. So funny! ( I would like to point out that in my notes number thirteen had something to do with Taylor Swift, which is awesome because her lucky number is thirteen but I got carried away on here and edited stuff so it was no longer thirteen and I was upset and felt the need to announce what happened. That’s all. )
14. Emma Roberts who looked soooo cute and Zachry Levi, who reminded me of a sailor, presented Fav. TV Drama Actress: Blake Lively!! I wish but Lisa Edelstien won, and wore an ugly dress for her body shape. Oh and she pulled a note out of her boobs. Classy!
15. Taylor Swift presented Favorite Movie Actor, and when the nomination reel roled on to say Rob Pattz name I was like, “Oh my God.” Then it said, “Johnny Depp.” And I was like, “OH my God.” Then it said, “Taylor Lautner.” And I was like, “OH MY GAWD!!!!!!” it said others too but these three in particular amused me because A) Twi-Hards go hard for Rpattz. B) Depp is just amazing and I knew instantly he would win and C) Taylor^2 reunion anyone? I really wanted him to win so Swift would have to put on her happy face (hopefully) and say, “TaAAAAAAAAaaaAAylor LAUTner!!” and he would jump up the stairs, she would hand him his trophy they would hug and do the kiss on cheeks thing. And it would be awkward enough my cat would know what was happening.
16. Depp won and got a standing ovation, but he was like, “Taylor Swift, everybody.” And she was like, “????What????” and he was like, “My daughter(s?) said I had to say ‘Hi’ to you.” I wanna be his daughter O.o Oh and he also got a standing ovation.
17.Okaaaay, QL! Way to creep on the Kardash’s! OH snap, did anyone else notice how the younger sisters, Kylie and Kendall, were sitting next to the three empty seats their older sisters left vacant while talking to QL? I did. And thought it was hilarious..
18. WTF was that pink dress.
19. Miranda Cosgrove was looking cute as she presented Fav Star Under 25 to Zac Efron. Who’s new buzz cut is opposite of cute.
20. Aly Mich. (looked cute!) and Ashley Tisdale (looked orange!) present a sneak peek to “Season of the Witch”
21. CVS.com to win a trip to next years PCA’s anyone?
22. Jerry O’Colonel and Annalyn McCord present Fav TV Guilty Pleasure: SO MANY GOOD CHOICES!!! Jersey Shore (really thought they had it), Keeping Up With the Kardash’s (WON!), Tosh.0, Kathy Griffin (EWWWWH), Real Housewives of NJ (ß-Love them<3)
23. Why is Kid Rock performing? Does he even have new music? I could be watching JB’s newly toned body.
24. Polly’s NOH8 dress was cute for herrr! Fav TV Drama = Hawaii 5.0? Fav New TV Comedy = Bleep My Dad Says
25. Turquoise dress was better, but where were the straps?
26. Stephan Moyer and Molin Acroman (this is gross but she looked like she was nipping) present Fav Movie Actress to Kristen Stewart, who looked SOOOO excited to be there.
27.QL freaked out and poked Taylor Lautner. She also said, “Cool points.” Which is what Xavier says!
29. Vanessa Williams Special Olympics announcement.
30. Ashton Kutcher (hawt) and Natalie Portman present Fav Movie = Eclipse. WTF.
Why do they win everything?
Favorite Comedic Star: Adam Sandler
Favorite Comedy Movie: Grown Ups
Favorite Talk Show Host: Conan O’Brien
Favorite Country Artist: Taylor Swift
Favorite Breakout Artist: Selena Gomez
Favorite TV Comedic Actor: Neil Patrick Harris
Favorite TV Drama Actress: Lisa Edelstein
Favorite Movie Actor: Johnny Depp
Favorite Movie Star Under 25: Zac Efron
Favorite Movie Actress: Kristen Stewart
Favorite New TV Drama: Hawaii 5-0
Favorite TV Guilty Pleasure: Keeping Up With The Kardashians
Favorite New TV Comedy: S**t My Dad Says
Favorite Female Artist: Katy Perry
Favorite Movie: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Favorite Online Sensation: Katy Perry
Favorite TV Obsession: Dexter
Favorite TV Guest Star: Demi Lovato Grey’s Anatomy
Favorite TV Doctor: Gregory House House
Favorite Drama Movie: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Favorite Action Star: Jackie Chan
Favorite Family Movie: Toy Story 3
Favorite TV Family: The Simpsons
Favorite Family TV Movie: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam
Favorite On Screen Team: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner from The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Favorite Horror Movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street
Favorite Male Artist: Eminem
Favorite TV Drama Actor: Hugh Laurie
Favorite Rock Band: Paramore
Favorite Song: “Love The Way You Lie”
Favorite TV Comedy: Glee
Favorite Pop Artist: Rihanna
Favorite Competition Show: American Idol
Favorite TV Crime Drama: Lie To Me
Favorite Hip Hop Artist: Eminem
Favorite Sci/Fi Show: Fringe
Thursday, November 25, 2010
European Music Awards 2010
I know this is pretty late, but whatever.
Let's get started!
Eva Longoria looked amazing throughout the night, although I really didn't like her cutout dress. When I think of cutout's I think of three things: a) the ones you do in Photoshop b) classy cuts and c) cuts that make you look like you belong on the corner.
Mmmmm.. Yeah, not cute.
The performances were aight with Shakira starting the show off. Her silver pants were so her! And she for sure was thrusting them hips!
A few minutes after Shakira's performance, Kings of Leon went on, and honestly, I like maybe one of their songs? I just don't understand why people like them. Enlighten me.
Oh! I love how Katy Perry continues to sing live at huge award shows, even though she so can't sing live. In the past her voice has been less than acceptable to me, but as she sang "Firework" her voice seemed to have improved alot. It might have helped to that you could barely hear her in the beginning, because her mic was so low. Or I might have been distracted from all the freaking fireworks going off!
Like KP, Rihanna, who sang "Only Girl (In the World)" has gotten better at singing live as well.
I have this theory that the "Rated R" album and that whole part of her life, just screwed her over. When something like that happens it totally takes a toll on your life, and in her case, performances.
We can skip Kid Rock's performance since I fast forwarded through it.
:D
As for the awards given out:
Best Pop Video: Lady Gaga "Alejandro" Derr.
Best Alternative: Paramore! Yayyy! Oh, but Hayley? What was with your hair? And I could barely make out your face because of the absence of eyeliner/mascara/eyeshadow. I know I sound rude, but I truly couldn't see her features on my 69 inch plasma. WTF?
P.S. The bridge to the acceptance stage was cle-ver.
Best Video: ..This pissed me off.
Out of Kings and Queens (30 Seconds to Mars), Love the Way You Lie (Eminem and Rihanna), Telephone (Gaga and Beyonce), and Prying (Plan B)
KATY FREAKING PERRY FOR California Girls wins?!
What?!
This made me feel like Europe is a bunch of sex driven people. Gah. I mean cupcake boobs? Really?
Best Male: BTW when I was writing the nominee's in my notes, I cap't this guys name for sure.
JUSTIN BIEBER!
Get it JB! (And I wanna know what Laymne West was even nominated? And yeah I spelt his name like that on purpose.)
Best Live: Linkin Park. Love em!
Other notable things that went on.. Longoria was announced "Eva Longoria" and I thought it was a super hilarius stab at her ex.
Bam fell out of a hamster ball and had to be checked out.
Em. Osment looked supa grown up and awesome! Love seeing her doing things like this and not stuck in the Hannah Montana bubble.
And last but not least..
Eva found her "relatives."
Your welcome.
Ashley out!
Let's get started!
Eva Longoria looked amazing throughout the night, although I really didn't like her cutout dress. When I think of cutout's I think of three things: a) the ones you do in Photoshop b) classy cuts and c) cuts that make you look like you belong on the corner.
The performances were aight with Shakira starting the show off. Her silver pants were so her! And she for sure was thrusting them hips!
A few minutes after Shakira's performance, Kings of Leon went on, and honestly, I like maybe one of their songs? I just don't understand why people like them. Enlighten me.
Oh! I love how Katy Perry continues to sing live at huge award shows, even though she so can't sing live. In the past her voice has been less than acceptable to me, but as she sang "Firework" her voice seemed to have improved alot. It might have helped to that you could barely hear her in the beginning, because her mic was so low. Or I might have been distracted from all the freaking fireworks going off!
Like KP, Rihanna, who sang "Only Girl (In the World)" has gotten better at singing live as well.
I have this theory that the "Rated R" album and that whole part of her life, just screwed her over. When something like that happens it totally takes a toll on your life, and in her case, performances.
We can skip Kid Rock's performance since I fast forwarded through it.
:D
As for the awards given out:
Best Pop Video: Lady Gaga "Alejandro" Derr.
Best Alternative: Paramore! Yayyy! Oh, but Hayley? What was with your hair? And I could barely make out your face because of the absence of eyeliner/mascara/eyeshadow. I know I sound rude, but I truly couldn't see her features on my 69 inch plasma. WTF?
P.S. The bridge to the acceptance stage was cle-ver.
Best Video: ..This pissed me off.
Out of Kings and Queens (30 Seconds to Mars), Love the Way You Lie (Eminem and Rihanna), Telephone (Gaga and Beyonce), and Prying (Plan B)
KATY FREAKING PERRY FOR California Girls wins?!
What?!
This made me feel like Europe is a bunch of sex driven people. Gah. I mean cupcake boobs? Really?
Best Male: BTW when I was writing the nominee's in my notes, I cap't this guys name for sure.
JUSTIN BIEBER!
Get it JB! (And I wanna know what Laymne West was even nominated? And yeah I spelt his name like that on purpose.)
Best Live: Linkin Park. Love em!
Other notable things that went on.. Longoria was announced "Eva Longoria" and I thought it was a super hilarius stab at her ex.
Bam fell out of a hamster ball and had to be checked out.
Em. Osment looked supa grown up and awesome! Love seeing her doing things like this and not stuck in the Hannah Montana bubble.
And last but not least..
Your welcome.
Ashley out!
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Thanksgiving Break.
Things I Have Accomplished:
1. Putting up T-Swizzle posters.
2. Cleaning my room.
3. Winning a basketball tourny.
4. Caught up with all my media watching.
5. Bought seventeen with Taylor Swift amazingness in it.
6. Got 357290384 things in the mail from colleges, this included half of ones I didn't sign up for.
7. Bought new music on iTunes.
8. Saved a bit more money for the fantabulous Spring Break trip to The Woodlands TWO-story Forever 21.
9. Listened to old school Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana.
10. Picked back up on Sugar and Spice.
11. Devoured Forever 21, Urban Outfitters, and American Apparel's web site.
12. Revisited and started back on tumblr.
13. Slapped myself in the face for leaving tumblr.
14. Kept my room clean through all of this.
And this is just the first day of the break:)
1. Putting up T-Swizzle posters.
2. Cleaning my room.
3. Winning a basketball tourny.
4. Caught up with all my media watching.
5. Bought seventeen with Taylor Swift amazingness in it.
6. Got 357290384 things in the mail from colleges, this included half of ones I didn't sign up for.
7. Bought new music on iTunes.
8. Saved a bit more money for the fantabulous Spring Break trip to The Woodlands TWO-story Forever 21.
9. Listened to old school Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana.
10. Picked back up on Sugar and Spice.
11. Devoured Forever 21, Urban Outfitters, and American Apparel's web site.
12. Revisited and started back on tumblr.
13. Slapped myself in the face for leaving tumblr.
14. Kept my room clean through all of this.
And this is just the first day of the break:)
Saturday, October 16, 2010
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