Friday, January 14, 2011

Golden Globes

The Golden Globes are this Sunday, and I'm so exciiiiiiiiiited!!
I'm so ready. And by that I mean that I've got the E! Red Carpet app on my phone.
Can someone say prepared?

Anyway, I will be typing out my blog as I watch, because there's no school Monday.
Yayyyyy.

Ashley out!

People's Choice Awards 2011

On January 5, 2011 at approximately eight p.m. central time, I grabbed my blanket, bounded notebook, favorite pen, glass of water, and cat to sit down and take in the People’s Choice Awards.


Let us begin.
1. I don’t get what was with Queen Latifah singing at the beginning.. I really didn’t like it; which is weird because I love her. So that definatly could have been cut from the show.


2. What was with QL and Jen Aniston rocking the menswear? Okay, I’m not being rude, but if you’re more on the thick side keep the jacket over corset top with Jordan for someone else. And if you’re JenAn, we know you’re tiny! It is okay to wear pants that actually fit you.

3.Adam Sandler won Fav Comedic Star, and along with it Favorite Comedy for Grown Ups. Duh!

4.Everyone watching got a preview of “The Dilemma” which looks interesting I have to admit.

5. O.M.G. What do I hate about award shows? Not much, only ONE thing.

When the presenters are actors, yet they can’t read off a teleprompter without sounding like they’re reading off a teleprompter. Come on! I’m talking about Mila Kunis at this particular point in time, but a lot of actors do it. It’s more acceptable if singers do it, because they well, sing, not play characters.

6. Anway Mila presented Fav Talk Show Host and I was bettin’ that Ellen would win, but Conan ended up with the win. Eh, he’s whatev.

7. Elton John presented Fav Country Artist: Taylor Swift. (What what!!) When they started the nomination reel, I was like, “Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift.” And my mother was all, “She’s not going to win.” Then Elton John was all, “Taylor Swift.”

AHHHHHHH!!!

8. Next Selena Gomez and the Scene preformed “A Year Without Rain” and you know how there are those few artist that don’t need autotune? Well Selena isn’t one of them. The mic volume was down so low, I could barely make out her voice apart the music and back up singers! And I’m just gonna say that dress was not cute. I have no clue how she made some “Best Dressed” lists’ because that thing was not cute. But I have to admit that her new tan (you know, the one she got while condoling[Spelling I know!] with Justin Bieber on a yacht?), hair and make up was quite cute. Annnnnnnnd she and her band won Fav. Breakout Artist, and she was all, “Is this happening?!” :O Shocker.

9. Tech Difficulties skit. I wrote HILARIOUS next to this in my notes, and I can’t remember whether or not I was being sarcastic or not..

10. Kate Walsh and Jay Diggs presented Fav. TV Comedy Actor: Neil Patrick Harris; and Actress, which I thought Courtney Cox was going to win but the Gleekers win again with Jane Lynch. And wtf was she wearing?

11. Glee wins Fav TV Comedy.

12. OMG, so on commercial breaks they cut to backstage where all the madness is happening and they showed Taylor hug Selena. Doesn’t she know I’m upset with her?

13.Favorite Viral Video: Whitaker Family video “Single Lady” Devestation. So funny! ( I would like to point out that in my notes number thirteen had something to do with Taylor Swift, which is awesome because her lucky number is thirteen but I got carried away on here and edited stuff so it was no longer thirteen and I was upset and felt the need to announce what happened. That’s all. )

14. Emma Roberts who looked soooo cute and Zachry Levi, who reminded me of a sailor, presented Fav. TV Drama Actress: Blake Lively!! I wish but Lisa Edelstien won, and wore an ugly dress for her body shape. Oh and she pulled a note out of her boobs. Classy!

15. Taylor Swift presented Favorite Movie Actor, and when the nomination reel roled on to say Rob Pattz name I was like, “Oh my God.” Then it said, “Johnny Depp.” And I was like, “OH my God.” Then it said, “Taylor Lautner.” And I was like, “OH MY GAWD!!!!!!” it said others too but these three in particular amused me because A) Twi-Hards go hard for Rpattz. B) Depp is just amazing and I knew instantly he would win and C) Taylor^2 reunion anyone? I really wanted him to win so Swift would have to put on her happy face (hopefully) and say, “TaAAAAAAAAaaaAAylor LAUTner!!” and he would jump up the stairs, she would hand him his trophy they would hug and do the kiss on cheeks thing. And it would be awkward enough my cat would know what was happening.

16. Depp won and got a standing ovation, but he was like, “Taylor Swift, everybody.” And she was like, “????What????” and he was like, “My daughter(s?) said I had to say ‘Hi’ to you.” I wanna be his daughter O.o Oh and he also got a standing ovation.

17.Okaaaay, QL! Way to creep on the Kardash’s! OH snap, did anyone else notice how the younger sisters, Kylie and Kendall, were sitting next to the three empty seats their older sisters left vacant while talking to QL? I did. And thought it was hilarious..

18. WTF was that pink dress.

19. Miranda Cosgrove was looking cute as she presented Fav Star Under 25 to Zac Efron. Who’s new buzz cut is opposite of cute.

20. Aly Mich. (looked cute!) and Ashley Tisdale (looked orange!) present a sneak peek to “Season of the Witch”

21. CVS.com to win a trip to next years PCA’s anyone?

22. Jerry O’Colonel and Annalyn McCord present Fav TV Guilty Pleasure: SO MANY GOOD CHOICES!!! Jersey Shore (really thought they had it), Keeping Up With the Kardash’s (WON!), Tosh.0, Kathy Griffin (EWWWWH), Real Housewives of NJ (ß-Love them<3)

23. Why is Kid Rock performing? Does he even have new music? I could be watching JB’s newly toned body.

24. Polly’s NOH8 dress was cute for herrr! Fav TV Drama = Hawaii 5.0? Fav New TV Comedy = Bleep My Dad Says

25. Turquoise dress was better, but where were the straps?

26. Stephan Moyer and Molin Acroman (this is gross but she looked like she was nipping) present Fav Movie Actress to Kristen Stewart, who looked SOOOO excited to be there.

27.QL freaked out and poked Taylor Lautner. She also said, “Cool points.” Which is what Xavier says!

28. Julia Bowman and Michel Douglas = bad dancers. Fav Female Artist = Katy Perry. What? Also Fav Online Sensation goes to KP. And her dress looked like a cotton candy wonderland!

29. Vanessa Williams Special Olympics announcement.

30. Ashton Kutcher (hawt) and Natalie Portman present Fav Movie = Eclipse. WTF.

Why do they win everything?

Favorite Comedic Star: Adam Sandler

Favorite Comedy Movie: Grown Ups

Favorite Talk Show Host: Conan O’Brien

Favorite Country Artist: Taylor Swift

Favorite Breakout Artist: Selena Gomez

Favorite TV Comedic Actor: Neil Patrick Harris

Favorite TV Drama Actress: Lisa Edelstein

Favorite Movie Actor: Johnny Depp

Favorite Movie Star Under 25: Zac Efron

Favorite Movie Actress: Kristen Stewart

Favorite New TV Drama: Hawaii 5-0

Favorite TV Guilty Pleasure: Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Favorite New TV Comedy: S**t My Dad Says

Favorite Female Artist: Katy Perry

Favorite Movie: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Favorite Online Sensation: Katy Perry

Favorite TV Obsession: Dexter

Favorite TV Guest Star: Demi Lovato Grey’s Anatomy

Favorite TV Doctor: Gregory House House

Favorite Drama Movie: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Favorite Action Star: Jackie Chan

Favorite Family Movie: Toy Story 3

Favorite TV Family: The Simpsons

Favorite Family TV Movie: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

Favorite On Screen Team: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner from The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Favorite Horror Movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street

Favorite Male Artist: Eminem

Favorite TV Drama Actor: Hugh Laurie

Favorite Rock Band: Paramore

Favorite Song: “Love The Way You Lie”

Favorite TV Comedy: Glee

Favorite Pop Artist: Rihanna

Favorite Competition Show: American Idol

Favorite TV Crime Drama: Lie To Me

Favorite Hip Hop Artist: Eminem

Favorite Sci/Fi Show: Fringe

Favorite Music Video: “Love The Way You Lie”