Let's get started!
Eva Longoria looked amazing throughout the night, although I really didn't like her cutout dress. When I think of cutout's I think of three things: a) the ones you do in Photoshop b) classy cuts and c) cuts that make you look like you belong on the corner.
The performances were aight with Shakira starting the show off. Her silver pants were so her! And she for sure was thrusting them hips!
A few minutes after Shakira's performance, Kings of Leon went on, and honestly, I like maybe one of their songs? I just don't understand why people like them. Enlighten me.
Oh! I love how Katy Perry continues to sing live at huge award shows, even though she so can't sing live. In the past her voice has been less than acceptable to me, but as she sang "Firework" her voice seemed to have improved alot. It might have helped to that you could barely hear her in the beginning, because her mic was so low. Or I might have been distracted from all the freaking fireworks going off!
Like KP, Rihanna, who sang "Only Girl (In the World)" has gotten better at singing live as well.
I have this theory that the "Rated R" album and that whole part of her life, just screwed her over. When something like that happens it totally takes a toll on your life, and in her case, performances.
We can skip Kid Rock's performance since I fast forwarded through it.
:D
As for the awards given out:
Best Pop Video: Lady Gaga "Alejandro" Derr.
Best Alternative: Paramore! Yayyy! Oh, but Hayley? What was with your hair? And I could barely make out your face because of the absence of eyeliner/mascara/eyeshadow. I know I sound rude, but I truly couldn't see her features on my 69 inch plasma. WTF?
P.S. The bridge to the acceptance stage was cle-ver.
Best Video: ..This pissed me off.
Out of Kings and Queens (30 Seconds to Mars), Love the Way You Lie (Eminem and Rihanna), Telephone (Gaga and Beyonce), and Prying (Plan B)
KATY FREAKING PERRY FOR California Girls wins?!
What?!
This made me feel like Europe is a bunch of sex driven people. Gah. I mean cupcake boobs? Really?
Best Male: BTW when I was writing the nominee's in my notes, I cap't this guys name for sure.
JUSTIN BIEBER!
Get it JB! (And I wanna know what Laymne West was even nominated? And yeah I spelt his name like that on purpose.)
Best Live: Linkin Park. Love em!
Other notable things that went on.. Longoria was announced "Eva Longoria" and I thought it was a super hilarius stab at her ex.
Bam fell out of a hamster ball and had to be checked out.
Em. Osment looked supa grown up and awesome! Love seeing her doing things like this and not stuck in the Hannah Montana bubble.
And last but not least..
Your welcome.
Ashley out!
